Find someone in the turbulence of the clouds. Rise above the storm, and never look back.

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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"And, uh, Peter uses Google rather than Bing in this one, like an actual human being."

- Indiewire, confirming what is no doubt the most important plot point of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (via miss617), (via selfmadesuperhero)

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kittykittykittykittykitty:

I know it’s 4/20 but be responsible with your catnip

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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cardboard-crack:

Here are more Magic: The Gathering graphs and diagrams.

cardboard-crack:

Here are more Magic: The Gathering graphs and diagrams.

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kitsunerules:

hurinthalions:

bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again

instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian

Natasha helps, but at first she interspersed the helpful phrases with dirty ones. Steve tries to say “what can I do to help” but can tell that may not be what he actually said when Bucky does a double-take.

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dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox:

I will never not laugh at this pun

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When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. – Leonardo da Vinci

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sirenstrike:

How this conversation really went in my head.

I often imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. 

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toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

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hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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uss-spocko:

anastasia1marie:

This is how Captain Kirk deals with homicidal teenagers with superpowers.
He takes off his shirt and glares at them.

this is how captain kirk deals with literally anythingunidentified space germs aging you super fast, making your hair go gray, giving you arthritis? take off your shirt and brood. broooooodjust received news that an ambassador aboard your ship has been assassinated? take it ooooofffffa strange unidentified cube blocks your ship from warping out? leisurely stroll down the corridor…shirtless and smolderingcaptured by space nazis? pfft happens like every other day. take off the shirt and smize at your space husbandi think we should all aim to resolve conflict like captain kirk

uss-spocko:

anastasia1marie:

This is how Captain Kirk deals with homicidal teenagers with superpowers.

He takes off his shirt and glares at them.

this is how captain kirk deals with literally anything

unidentified space germs aging you super fast, making your hair go gray, giving you arthritis? take off your shirt and brood. brooooood

just received news that an ambassador aboard your ship has been assassinated? take it ooooofffff

a strange unidentified cube blocks your ship from warping out? leisurely stroll down the corridor…shirtless and smoldering

captured by space nazis? pfft happens like every other day. take off the shirt and smize at your space husband

i think we should all aim to resolve conflict like captain kirk


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ohmylittleashes:

This is what I’m going to tell my kids

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selva:

God gets it.

selva:

God gets it.

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