*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
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Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
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bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again
instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian
Natasha helps, but at first she interspersed the helpful phrases with dirty ones. Steve tries to say “what can I do to help” but can tell that may not be what he actually said when Bucky does a double-take.
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This is how Captain Kirk deals with homicidal teenagers with superpowers.
He takes off his shirt and glares at them.
this is how captain kirk deals with literally anything
unidentified space germs aging you super fast, making your hair go gray, giving you arthritis? take off your shirt and brood. brooooood
just received news that an ambassador aboard your ship has been assassinated? take it ooooofffff
a strange unidentified cube blocks your ship from warping out? leisurely stroll down the corridor…shirtless and smoldering
captured by space nazis? pfft happens like every other day. take off the shirt and smize at your space husband
i think we should all aim to resolve conflict like captain kirk
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