Find someone in the turbulence of the clouds. Rise above the storm, and never look back.

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Have you seen the post floating about of a guy who thought his friend had one cat but it turns out he has four nearly identical cats. They were never all in the room at the same time.

I have, and its adorable.

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sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

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oh my god

Honestly, people should  date me on my baking skills alone.

Banana bread equals marketable skills

Banana bread equals marketable skills

  • Question: Do you remember how in GoF Harry had to stay up late to see Sirius and Ron interrupts them and he says something like 'I just wondered where you were'? RON WEASLEY, DID YOU STAY UP FOR 4 HOURS WONDERING WHERE HARRY WENT AND GOT UP TO LOOK FOR HIM WHILE YOU WHERE FIGHTING WITH HIM? YOU MAY PRETEND TO BE ICE COLD AND FROSTY BUT WE KNOW IT'S A FRONT, RON. YOUR HEART IS SOFTER THAN ICE CREAM. WEASLEY IS TRULY OUR KING. - Anonymous
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    pottergenes:

    ANd THEN I THINK HARRY THROWS A POTTER STINKS BADGE AT HIM AND IS ALL “NOW YOU CAN HAVE A SCAR TOO ASSHOLE” omg I love that part bless them both

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ipantalones:

oKAY OKAY IMAGINE A MUGGLE BORN STUDENT TAKING THEIR CONTACTS OUT IN THE DORM BATHROOM AND ALL THE PURE BLOODS BEING LIKE they go in your EYES? the little round thing goes in there ALL DAY????? BUT GLASSES? you just poke your eye with the slimy thing?? it stays??? nO GLASSES?? HOW WORK???AND THE HALF BLOODS AND MUGGLE BORNS BEING LIKE YEAH ITS LIKE GLASSES BUT NOT AND THE PUREBLOODS ARE JUST MINDBLOWN

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impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

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unmarvel:

the-gunlady:

(x)

BRUUUUUUUH

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buckybarnzoi:

my father is a nurse why can i not remember this


The humerus, the radius and the ulna?

buckybarnzoi:

my father is a nurse why can i not remember this

The humerus, the radius and the ulna?

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fuckyeaheffectspedals:

schrodingersdelaypedal:

pedalspedalspedals:

This is actually exactly how I see my rig being in a few years.
Beam us up, Mr. Scott.
ProGuitarShop posted this on their Facebook page, doesn’t really seem to be any info about it.
But I kinda like it like that.


DUDE

Pretty sure this is a space station

fuckyeaheffectspedals:

schrodingersdelaypedal:

pedalspedalspedals:

This is actually exactly how I see my rig being in a few years.

Beam us up, Mr. Scott.

ProGuitarShop posted this on their Facebook page, doesn’t really seem to be any info about it.

But I kinda like it like that.

DUDE

Pretty sure this is a space station

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mishas-assbutts:

"This is my ALS ice bucket challenge. Please be forewarned: this video contains nudity & an inflatable horse." [x]

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zombres:

taokan:

thelindsaytuggey:

Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

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