Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects
"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."
And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,
"The cream or the lilac?"
"The lilac, dearie."
OLD WOMAN JOSIE I FIGURED YOU OUT THOSE ARE NOT ANGELS OF COURSE ANGELS DON’T EXIST I KNEW YOU WERE LYING OLD WOMAN JOSIE